Life is very funny..
something u luv d most can turn into something u hate d most in life.
for example, set ur favourite song as d alarm rtone..):

Who is a Wife?

Wife wo hoti hai, Jo tok tok ke aapki saari aadatein badal deti hai, aur ek din kehti hai Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.

Aadmi God se: Bhagwan 100 Saal aap ke liye kitne hai?
God: 1Sec
Aadmi: Aur 100crore rupaye?
God: 1 Coin

Aadmi: bhagwan! Mujhe 1 coin de do.

God: Zara 1 second ruk jaao!!!

Dreams are not those which are seen during Sleep... Dreams are those which will Never let U Sleep... So see the Dreams & Work hard to make them true...

Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time, Work Time, Off Time, Night Time,, Happy Time Sad Tim,e Sleep Time, KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai, Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai.

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.

7 glances = 1 smile,
7 smiles = 1 meeting,
7 meetings = 1 kiss,
7 kisses = 1 proposal,
7 proposals = 1 marriage,
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems...

Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

A Smile costs less than electricity,
But give more light.

Always smile and prove you are
greater than tube light...!

Call, if Im cute
Miss call, if I m hot
Text back if I m lovable
Text a joke if I m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous.

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?

Answer: a pineapple.

Confuse..? I knew you would be!

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why don't you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u don't' shine.